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It’s Another Levi’s Sale, And We Don’t Want to Hear a Single Damn Complaint

You all voted for the top men’s jeans and ended up voting for FOUR LEVI’S CUTS like a bunch of lazy assholes. So go buy your boring-ass Levi’s Dad jeans for 30% off, plus free shipping when you use the code FAM30, and don’t even think about complaining about how Levi’s “just aren’t what they used to be.”

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Today Is Green (Monday), Denim Is Blue, There's 40% Off and Free Shipping at Levi's for You

If someone could please explain to me what Green Monday is, I’d be forever grateful. In the meantime, I’ll be taking advantage of this other made up holiday and getting 40% off sitewide at Levi’s (with some exclusions) when you use the code GREEN40. This is a one-day sale, so don’t end up green with envy of those who…