By now, you know the drill: Hunker down, find a dependable wi-fi connection, and call your boss and tell them you’re too damn sick to come in. It’s Cyber Monday—a.k.a. the internet’s annual discount bacchanalia. Below, we’ve amassed the cream of the crop, separated by price point and ranked by sale. From 50% off at select retailer at Nasty Gal to 85% off at Barneys Warehouse, just remember to pace yourself as you stock up on fine leather goods, vibrators, and cashmere scarfs.


Basic

This year, basic ain’t lookin’ too basic. American Apparel, besieged with bankruptcy, is offering 30% off site-wide, while Abercrombie & Fitch is offering 50% off absolutely everything.

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Uniqlo’s Cyber Monday sale is live, and it’s a doozy. We’re talking pairs of socks for $1 each, $10 pajama pants, $5 gloves, $15 dress shirts, and a lot more. Plus, everything ships for free, with no minimum order. Stock up for the winter! Plus, you can save $15 on a $100 order with code DEALS, or $30 off $150 with code CYBER. [Uniqlo Cyber Monday Sale - Men | Women]

Update: The socks sold out, but there’s lots of other stuff still available.


Today only, Amazon is taking 30% off tens of thousands of pieces of clothing, jewelry, and luggage for Black Friday. Just find what you’re looking for using Amazon’s sidebar filtering tools, and apply code CYBERMON at checkout to get the discount. [30% off Clothing, Jewelry, and Luggage, Promo code CYBERMON]

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Designer

Alexander Wang, Elizabeth + James, Missoni, Herve Leger, Zac Posen—all brands that you, ostensibly a regular human, could never afford, are briefly within your reach. Take a moment, breath in and out, check your bank account balance, and buy an investment piece that will last until your dying day. Below, we’ve assembled a vast range of designer and bespoke purveyors, spanning from the mildly unaffordable to the downright laughable.

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Menswear

Men, don’t be deterred by how diminutive your list is! Those seeking an even greater abundance of deals, should click through the designer and basic offerings, which are both rife with even more menswear options.


Home

With a 20% off sale, it seems as if MoMA’s Design Store is calling to you. Hawking everything from midcentury classics to exposed edison bulbs, it’s a veritable hub of pedigreed (and expensive!) delights.

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  • Up to 75% off select items | Williams-Sonoma
  • 30% off pillows and free shipping | Pottery Barn | Code is PILLOWS
  • 25% off everything | Bezar | Code is DESIGN30
  • 25% off sitewide, plus new markdowns of up to 75% off | Poketo
  • 20% off, site-wide | MoMA Design Store
  • 20% off rugs and furniture | ABC Carpet & Home | Use code GRATEFUL
  • 20% off sidewide | Dormify | With the code IMSOFULL
  • 20% off everything | hem
  • 15% plus free shipping when spending over $29 | CB2
  • 15% off on all full-priced items | Crate & Barrel | Code is SAVE15
  • 15% off Eames chairs | Design Within Reach
  • $100 off orders of $500 ore more with the code SAVE100. Through Tuesday, December 1st | Restoration Hardware
  • Save 10% on orders of $100 or more; 25% off orders of $1,000 or more | West Elm | With code MOREISMORE.

Intimates + Athletic

Damn, there are some fine discounts in intimate garments. Both Fortnight and Journelle sell lingerie fit for an 18th century courtesan—lacy, sumptuous, and so goddamned seductive that you’ll buy it just for the selfie.

  • 60% off Bali, Playtex and Maidenform bras and up to 35% off Bali and Maidenform shapewear | HanesBrands
  • 50% off sale happening site-wide | Blush
  • 40% off your entire purchase plus free shipping | Triumph
  • 30% to 70% off | Mara Hoffman
  • 30% off site-wide | Designer Intimates | Code is CYBER30
  • 30% off select styles | Marigot | BF2015
  • 25% off site-wide | Fortnight | With the code TGIBF
  • 25% off everything | Milly | Use the code BF2015
  • 20% off everything | Fleur du Mal | Code is CYBERLOVER
  • 20% off selected items | Carbon38
  • 20% off all purchases | ALALA | Use the code THANKS20
  • 20% off site-wide | Athleta
  • 20% off online | Eberjey | Code is STAYCOZY
  • 15% off $150, 20% off $300, and 25% off $500 | Journelle

Jewelry

Below, you’ll find a veritable jackpot of frugal trinkets. For something a bit tongue in cheek, look no further than Venessa Arizaga, while those searching for an ethereal design, do check out WWAKE.

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Accessories

There’s no better time to invest in fine leather goods than on Cyber Monday, so saddle up your credit card and indulge in sales offered by Cole Haan, AEVHA London, and Veda. However, you might find better deals at one of the department stores, so do remember to look around!

  • Up to 60% off | Molly Shaheen | Code is THANKS
  • 50% off the entire site | Chilli Beans
  • 40% site-wide | Sunday Somewhere |Use the code CYBER40
  • 40% off all stock online | Cole Haan
  • 30% off site-wide | AEVHA London | with code AEVHALondon30
  • 30% off, site-wide | Kestrel | Code is CYBER30
  • 25% off all eyeglasses and sunglasses | Steven Alan Optical | Use the code NOVEMBER25
  • 20% off all handbag styles | Ceri Hoover | #BlackFriday
  • 20% on the entire site, plus get free shipping | Komono
  • 15% off | CJW | CJW15
  • 15% off select styles online | Veda
  • Save 10% off all collections; save 15% when you spend $30 or more, and save 20% when you spend $70 or more on all collections | Pintrill

Beauty

For all those who swear by Glossier’s boy brow or Tony Moly’s lip balm: You’re in luck. Designer and small batch beauty brands—you know, the ones that charge $85 for a damn face mask—are offering some pretty hefty discounts on their designer wares.

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