Before you work yourselves into a froth and unleash fury upon me in the comments, let me make one thing clear: I don’t recommend cooking bacon in the microwave. An oven will be better, or a skillet, or hell, even a waffle iron. That being said, some mornings you just want some damn bacon, and you don’t have time to cook it properly.

The Emson Bacon Wave can nuke up to 14 strips at once in just one minute per slice, and its design allows the grease to drain off, ostensibly leaving you with something resembling crispiness. It’s only $9 right now, and has a surprisingly good review average, so it might be worth trying out.